Where is his other leg? WHERE IS HIS OTHER LEG!?

Here's the "Ho" in Holy.

Church of the Corpulant Cross?

Tee hee! That tickles! Stop it Percey ... no ... hee hee hee!

"Well hey, Hiya all!"

And this, children, is why I am a Homosexual!

Thug realness fail

This is "Two Cent", a near relative of 50c

The Style Network ...

... To a better stylist!

BEEN THERE

Only in my case it was with a chicken ... and the room wasn't so grand ... and the paintings were actually posters stuck onto the wall with old chewing-gum ...

IT'S A LOOK

SAY WHAT?

TOO FABOOO!

IS IT WRONG?

He said "Eat Me!" ... so I did.

What every house-proud woman should be burning in her home this season

SAW XVIII - The Biggest Loser edition.

You know when they say "He died with a smile on his face" ...

Unless he was a hetro, in which case it was a grimace!

The chickens have come home to roost!

Why fallatio and booze don't mix ...

BEEN THERE

... Only once. Ever. I swear!

SAY WHAT?

Somewhere in Narnia ...

Casual Friday...

Memo to all staff ... Casual Friday is officially cancelled. Forever.

Dating tips for girls...

... like your tits, and if you fuck on first dates...

Like Father ,like son.

More Bush than the White House!

Flying Hi

Aunt Nellie's Flying Tip #1 - Never apply makeup during turbulance.

Homo for the holidays!

... but will sex work for you?

Charlie's (Gay)ngels

They'll bitch you to death!

Call 911-VIAGRA

SPEECHLESS!

TOO FABOOO!

SAY WHAT?

Like hell you liked it!

IT'S A LOOK

IS IT WRONG?

BEEN THERE

WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT?

Alexis Colby-Carrington meets American Football!

Masquerade!

In Phantom, the big Masquerade set piece was origionally planned on a spiral stairway, with catastrophic results!

SAY WHAT?

IT'S A LOOK

Fab new diet tip - eat nothing until you feel you are about to pass out and then smell a small piece of cheese!

Lott's wife

That's why you should NEVER look back!

And they call him "Lucky"?

Life before email

I remember it well!

Whatever happened to Bilbo?

Always had my doubts about those little critters!

TOO FABOOO!

It's like Nicole meets Baz in Mini-Town!

BEEN THERE

Well, maybe not in fishnets (not really my style!) but definately with my butt all out, on the floor, looking for decent shoes!

SAY WHAT?

Because it's, like, so GAY?!!

Shakira - She Wolf!